Steven Tyler QUITS Aerosmith?! | Manolith
dude looks like Falcor’s Mom.
Comedian and actor Katt Williams was arrested in Georgia this morning after being charged with burglary and criminal trespassing. According to police reports, the homeowner claimed Williams broke into his house last night and stole jewelry. (via Comedian Katt Williams Arrested | Manolith)
A Bear Without Hair Is The Saddest Thing | Manolith
this whole ‘Where The Wilds Things Are’ promotion is going too far.
Lou O’ Bedlam’s Friday Feature: Julia Galdo | Manolith
or as i call it, IHTF (“I’d Hit That™” Friday).
App Store Allows Hitler’s “Mein Kampf”, Complete With Swastika | Manolith
funnily enough, the audiobook is narrated by Zach Braff. fancy that!
Babies. We were all them at one point. It’s true. Look it up. It’s total fucking science. Now, you may not know this, but you can actually USE a baby for lots of different reasons. An easy one would be to place the baby on the sinkhole in the tub in leiu of a stopper, as so your precious bathwater would not go to waste. This is where the phrase ‘Dont throw the baby out with the bathwater’ comes from. There are hundreds if not thousands of different ways to use a baby that people don’t tell you about. Here’s just a few of my favorites…
Cat Catches Swine Flu, Remains Aloof | Manolith
this is all penance for jumping on my feet “thinking they were mice” when i was trying to sleep at my girlfriends apartment from October 2006 to March 2007. i hardly slept that entire time and this is your come-uppance, fucking cats. i hate you. and you know i hate you.
“Man, these bees are pretty horrifying, but I think we should make them worse.”
“A capital suggestion, good sir. What do you propose?”
“Bees on cocaine!”
“Yes, but to what purpose?”
“Dude… BEES… on COCAINE.”
